Having just seen one of my posts reblogged I’ve realised how ugly and neglected my Tumblr blog theme and content is!
Might need to finally dedicate some time to making the place more ‘me’. Feels like that first apartment when you wake up one morning and suddenly realise it’s not just a room to sleep in any more. Time for a lick of paint, I think.
i don’t understand why people don’t instantly respond to “what would your dream superpower be” with the ability to manipulate probability.
think about it. what’s the chance someone will drop 1mil in front of me? 0%? let’s make that 100%. what’s the probability i’ll wake up tomorrow and be X gender? 100%. what’s the probability my bathtub is filled with mac and cheese? 100%.
as a casino employee I can confirm this would be terrifying as fuck
The problem is that this isn’t the power to manipulate reality. Yes, you can make the probability 100%, but then there will have to be a series of events to ensure that prediction happens.
To pick one of the examples;
what’s the probability i’ll wake up tomorrow and be X gender? 100%
Unfortunately the Universe could decide to interpret this as being kidnapped by a mad serial gender surgeon who will now operate on you in an creepy & unclean environment. Yes, you will wake up the next morning after your forced gender reassignment surgery, but die soon after from toxic shock and a host of other complications.
That million dollars you just manipulated probability to receive could belong to a South American drug cartel and you’re now marked for death… Congratulations!
It’s the classic ‘be careful what you wish for’ because you have no control over how your wish (or in this case, manipulation of probability) will be interpreted or played out to fulfilment.
Honestly, I think I’ll stick to mind control.
Minecraft is digital Lego. We only wish we had invented it.
David Gram, Lego’s marketing director, speaking at a conference this week.
Hang on… Didn’t they release Lego Universe Online, AND THEN CLOSED IT DOWN?!
Hawkeye does, in fact, see better from a distance, due largely to being long-sighted. Clint is supposed to wear glasses for reading but hates them and is always losing them on purpose.
YAY!!!… They used my submission and people seem to like it!! =D
…help. I have a problem. A stupid ginger haired teen reporter problem.
Is there such a thing as ‘Tintin Anonymous’?
Lets keep reblogging this…..She needs to be home with her family…
BOOSTING! Her mom made the above post yesterday. This is going on right now.
I DON’T CARE IF THIS DOESN’T MATCH YOUR BLOG JUST PLEASE HELP OUT THEIR FAMILY
This girl’s name is Elaina Dorsey and she was found in November 2013 after going missing in the October.